FUNKZILLA

look familiar? Yea we've all been there at some point or another. Your on your way home from a long shift at work, your tired, your hungry, and the last thing on your mind is smelling someone's butt through their clothes. Sadly, like the day pictured above, it happens. You run across.... A FUNKZILLA. A being capable of repelling the fresh scented smell of a Pinesol washed floor out of a room in second with a mere upraising of his or her arms. Who can turn flowers into ashes and smell like a pair of unwashed gym socks from 1801. In every persons life they will encounter this beast in a few occasions, but there are ways to protect yourselves, or at least protect what noise hairs you have from being burned from the smell of someones new cologne, Fried Bologna and Sweet Burger.

Of course I won't go into the specifics on what you should actually do to protect your nose at the moment because im pressed for time, but I will say this, if you see a FUNKZILLA, run. Don't try and tackle that kind of funk on your own, many have fallen to these beast in an attempt to sanitize them, none have succeeded. The funk is strong in them, and they vulnerable noses everywhere to bombard with a smell unsniffed!!!

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Women who won't suck.

this topic interest me to no end. I mean really, to me, the issue of a woman who has a man that does everything right, and I do mean everything, and she won't go down on him. she will not lick the lasagna, she won't taste the turkey, she will not mouth hug the rolled up rug, if you know what I means. ugh, anyway I can't say that I entirely blame a lot of women who say no to giving a blowjob, there are some nasty men out there. I mean dudes who go days without showers, who don't shave down there or at least wear a decent scented bodyspray. to the bums that keep it hippie in their pants I say, SCREW YOU! its because of your pubic hair neglecting brains that many good women get turned off to giving us shaved and metro-sexually inclined men the business in the late nite hour, or at work, or in the car on that oh so long trip.*exhales* now that the bashing is done, ladies, please start giving your men who keep themselves up some head, especially the ones who takes care of business (got a good job, takes care of you, maybe your kids from another relationship that didn't work out, eats that pussy like a dream, can stand up inside the pussy for hours, keeps the house in good condition when your away, loves you, loves your possible kids, etc), get on them knees and give some noggin lol.

I'm joking, but seriously, we as men reaaaally want some good head almost every other day from our women. to those chicks that try and use the good head as a control mechanism, go lick yourselves. trust, if one woman won't do it, I mean if its gotten to the point where its a strictly give and no give back relationship, there are plenty of other women out there who will give and give and give. I'm not taking any sides here, neither men nor women's because it takes two to have a relationship, but I will say the issue of a blowjob and a woman's willingness to do it for her man is big issue and it needs to be addressed in every relationship "BEFORE" he puts a ring on it."oh so you want me to put a ring on it? ok, well I'm gonna need some noggin, and lots of it." lol.

http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi_200/215_dating_girl.html

seeing as to how I am concerned with this issue and I see it from a woman's point of view, I've posted a link from askmen.com regarding bj hangups and how to remedy them. check it out.

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Do I think I'm sexy

I think I can be, like I've never thought of myself as sexy, always the nerd type. you know the whole shpeel, never fitting in, always weird and out of place. thats how I felt. that's how society made me feel. but Idk, maybe I am. like maybe there's someone out there who thinks I'm dead sexy......... nawww.

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Second semester sexiness

well its here, the second semester of my college life and I gotta tell u, its taken forever to get here. with a new semester comes new material to learn, new booty to look and a whole lot more mental sweat. BRING IT BSC!!

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