FUNKZILLA

look familiar? Yea we've all been there at some point or another. Your on your way home from a long shift at work, your tired, your hungry, and the last thing on your mind is smelling someone's butt through their clothes. Sadly, like the day pictured above, it happens. You run across.... A FUNKZILLA. A being capable of repelling the fresh scented smell of a Pinesol washed floor out of a room in second with a mere upraising of his or her arms. Who can turn flowers into ashes and smell like a pair of unwashed gym socks from 1801. In every persons life they will encounter this beast in a few occasions, but there are ways to protect yourselves, or at least protect what noise hairs you have from being burned from the smell of someones new cologne, Fried Bologna and Sweet Burger.

Of course I won't go into the specifics on what you should actually do to protect your nose at the moment because im pressed for time, but I will say this, if you see a FUNKZILLA, run. Don't try and tackle that kind of funk on your own, many have fallen to these beast in an attempt to sanitize them, none have succeeded. The funk is strong in them, and they vulnerable noses everywhere to bombard with a smell unsniffed!!!

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